

Am presently reading this AU fic where Harry and Draco become best friends, and came across this really dumb conversation:
"It's just the whole pulling a sword from a hat business. You pull rabbits from hats."
"I don't think I'd have fancied trying to kill a basilisk with a rabbit."
"Oh, but I would love to see you try it. Imagine it. Imagine the photos." Draco went into a quick but energetic roleplay. "The brave hero brandishes his fluffy and whimpering pet of doom. 'Back, back, foul serpent!' Thwack! Distressed squeak. Th--"
Dumb but funny...Can you imagine Malfoy doing that? *LOL*
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